

When I saw him having sex with her I’m glad she didn’t say that. I thought she was going to tell him that he was her father.

Becca walks in her room finds, the naked Jill and within a few moments all of Hank’s sexual cards are out on the table, everyone knows who’s sleeping with whom, and none of the women are happy. When he starts to complain about Felicia she come out of her hiding spot and confronts him.Īt that point Becca and Chelsea walk in skipping school and very surprised to see all of their parents there. It turns out that he’s not pissed, but really only wants to know how Hank does it with the women. Hank thinking that the dean is going to be pissed walks back inside. He spies Jackie sitting outside reading “Punching and Fucking.” They share a brief moment that is interrupted by Dean Koontz standing in Hank’s kitchen.

Hank follows him back into the bedroom where he sees one stripper still passed out on the floor and Charlie and Rick Springfield both having sex with the other. At that point in time Runkle walks out without his pants and grabs some butter from the fridge. She told her husband that she had sex or as she calls it made love with Hank, and now only want sot be with Hank. She walks in and also professes her undying devotion for Hank and tells him that she’s leaving her husband for him. This time it’s Felicia who happens to be standing there. Hank shuffles Jill into Becca’s room where she falls naked on the bed and goes to answer the door. Of course at that point the there is one last knock at the door. At that point she takes off her overcoat to reveal she is naked underneath. Once inside Jill expresses her love for Hank and tells him that she accepts him for who he is (if she only knew). This time it turns out to be Jill who’s on the other side, and Hank can’t seem to dissuade her from coming inside.

Hank ushers them all back into his room and shuts the door. Luckly for Hank they are interrupted by yet another knock at the door. As they are carrying the girl out to the car, Rick Springfield starts to get verbally abusive with Hank. They are called back into the room by Jackie who tells them that one of the girls seems to be comatose due to too much ecstasy and booze the night before. This time it is Runkle and Rick Springfield. She really wants to have “the talk” with him but they are interrupted by another knock at the door. She also begins to tell him that she quit so she could write and be with Hank. She tells Hank that last night they were celebrating her final night as a stripper. He heads into his bedroom and finds Jackie asleep with the two naked strippers. The next morning Hank wakes up along in Becca’s room. It is Jackie and two of her stripper friends and they are wanting to party. Karen hangs up on Hank and there is a knock on the door. Hank has too many pokers in the fire, and Hank and Karen are talking over Skype when they have a disagreement about Becca spending time with Chelsea and her family. Well we all knew it was going to hit the fan on Californication, but I don’t think any of us knew it would happen all at once.
